Shmendrik

69 – Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa

Life is too serious to take seriously.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
69
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Greying
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; German
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Sandton (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
35 - 53
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
155cm (5' 1.0") - 184cm (6' 0.4")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Hebrew
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

People should get to know me because I am warm, caring and humorous/less. I am very intuitive, spiritual and understanding.I used to be a medium, (but now I'm an extra large)! I am a good listner, but a bit shy. I enjoy psychology, philosopy, playing bridge, movies, killing people, being in the bush, motobiking, classical music, history, the Far Side by Gary Larson, being creative, making people laugh, astral travel, etc.

About His Ideal Match

I would like to meet someone who is attractive, warm, intelligent, with a sense of humour, reasonably uncomplicated. Has the right parts, (in the right places). Who isn't tooo fussy about whom she is seen in public with. Also she shouldn't take herself too seriously, I don't have the patience to put up with pretentious posers and insincerity. Someone who wants a partner at her side, to undertake and enjoy the mysterious journey that life is. If you do not have a sense of humour, please do not apply for this position!

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Outrageous; Shy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Classical; New Age; Opera
Reading:
It's just OK
Books:
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Self-help
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Nature / Wildlife
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; War
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Sculpting; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Birdwatching; Cricket; Fishing; Rugby; Scuba diving; Weight training
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish; Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Power; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Stilt house in the jungle
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Honesty:
Extremely