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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Sandton, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Large
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Black
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Ask me later
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Short-term
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Ask me later
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Labour / Construction
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Below Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Red; Black
Eye Colour:
Blue; Brown; Green
Has a Photo:
Slightly important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Never Married; Married; Separated
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school; High / secondary school
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I can drink a 40oz beer faster than you can say 'Wiggle that fish a little bit closer to me daddy!'

I love to fish, drink and fool around when I get back home late. Looking for a woman who likes to drink, can clean fish and has a fishing boat.

I like all women but she should be pretty and smell good and be able to cook.

I don't have no kids that I know of but have had one gal say that her kid is mine. She can't prove it, so I got no kids at present.

Would like to meet a women that has a house. Mine is falling apart a bit in the corners and used trailers are expensve these days.

I have most of my teeth, at least the ones in back that grind up the food where I chew mostly.

I am fun to be with... can tell dirty jokes and like fishing and drinking.

What do you have to lose by writing me? You've tried the rest...

About His Ideal Match

I would like to meet a woman who has hair. She should have hair.

She should already have enough clothes to last her awhile not keep needing new ones all the time or every year.

Likes to fish and go boating with me. Maybe is handy with boat motors.

You hopefully have a job, because beer isn't free.

You should like my trailer mobile home. it's easy to clean.

Should like to keep fit / chop fire wood and build stuff..

Should not like to shop too much, except for things for fishing. (ie: fishing poles, lures, bait)

Should smell good and be soft. Be able to get rid of fish cleaning smell quickly.

You should have hair. *very important

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
None / not applicable
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion Sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment
Hair Style:
Disappearing; It's a distant memory
Body Art:
A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
A gate-crasher
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Kindness; Patience
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Cuisine:
South African
Music Preferences:
Blues; Country & Western; Rock
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Game shows; Variety shows
Interests:
Auto repair; Woodworking
Sports:
Camping; Canoeing; Fishing; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I only eat out on special occasions
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Frequently
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Politics:
Ultra-conservative
Honesty:
It's all made up