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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Brackenfell), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
35
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
Ask me later
Body Type:
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Looks:
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Hair Colour:
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Eye Colour:
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Ethnicity:
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Home Language:
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Other Languages:
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Religion:
Christian / Other
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
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Want Children:
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Daily Diet:
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Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Is this the part where I include all that original but utterly useless info about liking animals, long walks on the beach and drinking red wine curled up in front of the fireplace? :-)

Sadly, I'm not nearly as bland as that. Been told I'm a juxtaposition, a dichotomy of personality, a quote cheeky young ting unquote, cute (lank original), cheeky (me? N E V E R!!), "vol kak", intruiging (still learning to spell that one - it's a big word, like marmalade!), that I have an energetic aura (hmmm...) and the like and the like.

If you're looking for a casual kiss and cuddle, you're cordially invited to click the "next" button at the top of this page. Yes dear, the one that takes you straight to the next profile - do not pass begin, do not collect R200. If that's what I wanted I'd take a visit to meat markets such as Billy's, The Colony, and the local butchery.

I'm not the ordinary, so if that's what you're looking for, sorry to disappoint!

About His Ideal Match

Since I'm not an ordinary guy, I don't want an ordinary gal. Go figure!

Unfortunately this erstwhile website doesn't have a "create-and-bring-to-life" function so setting out in fine detail my ideal bloke is a somewhat futile exercise.

Here, however, are a few pointers as to where you could possibly go wrong -
* Please DON'T (yes, I mean to shout) mail me saying "hello, how are you?" or even the attention-grabbing "You seem nice, wanna chat". A cuppa tea is "nice", I am not. I've also scoured medical journals reaching back to the dark ages and so far no one has died from being creative or original. Give it a bash. It won't kill you. And if it does, I'll be sure to send a bouquet of your fave flowers to your funeral :-)

* If you've had to spell out any of the words in my profile in order to read them, perhaps you're better off with the likes of a kindergarten teacher.

* I'm not a porter sunshine, so leave your baggage at home!

*If your heart still beats for your ex, do me a favour and move along swiftly. My mother forgot to teach me to share.

* If your ideal woman is someone out of The Stepford Wives, please refer to the "Russian Mail-Order Bride" catalogue.

* The most wasted day is the one in which we have not laughed. If you have even a faint suspicion that you won't get my borderline bizarre sense of humour, don't waste my time - after all, time is money hunny and you ain't paying me.

* I know where I've been (apart from the occasional Friday night that is a blur - eish!) and know where I'm going in life. If you're as clueless as a fart in a perfume factory, you can take a long walk off a short plank.

If by now you're a) laughing and/or b) still reading this with a wry smile on your face, well done. You have my permission to drop me a line *grin*


















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